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Newcastle United announce Whey Aye Man and Toon Tottie – Did this really happen???

Out in the pub last night, we were talking Newcastle United, as usual, when somebody brought up ‘Whey Aye Man’.

Yes, I know this is nothing out of the ordinary in terms of what we may say in a pub after a few drinks, then a few more.

However, I’m referring to the Whey Aye Man, which Newcastle United debuted in 2012.

I’m thinking of starting a ‘Did this really happen?’ series of stories for The Mag, using this as the first.

I say this because on Saturday morning I began to think surely this didn’t really happen, that it was all a joke at the time, that ‘Whey Aye Man’ never really became a thing.

However, I have searched back online and sure enough, exactly 11 years to the day before Newcastle United face PSG in the Champions League, Mike Ashley and his people embarrassed NUFC fans even more (I didn’t think it was possible) when announcing (see below) this ‘Whey Aye Man’ outfit was now on sale to all discerning fans for the bargain price of £49.99!

Yes, Mike Ashley and his team thought this was a great idea.

But it gets better / worse.

To ensure that discerning female Newcastle fans were not left out, the club introduced a ‘Toon Tottie’ suit for sale in the club shop, which appeared to have been designed by Benny Hill (ask your father / grandad):

Did any of you out there actually buy one (or both!) of these outfits?

I would love to know.

Even better, did anybody wear one of these out in public?

Let me know in the comments please.

I have to say, the ‘Toon Tottie’ outfit looks pretty unforgiving for any lass who isn’t on a near starvation diet! Also, is that hat real and how did it stay on your head??

Newcastle United official announcement – 4 October 2012:

Whey Aye Man costumes, ideal for stag dos, nights outs or away games, is now on sale in the Club stores and Shearer’s bar

By Dan King – Newcastle United Club Reporter

You’ve heard of Superman, Spiderman and Batman… but now there’s a new superhero in town.

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