“Dallas Cowboys,” Lasso replies, playing a round of cross-sport word association.
Liverpool “used to be great”, the assistant instructs, but “haven’t won a title in a really long time”.
“Also Dallas Cowboys,” Lasso says.
The set-up could use an update. Liverpool, of course, have since returned to the summit of both England and Europe. Manchester United are as polarizing as ever – and still spend gobs of money – but the club inspires more schadenfreude among its rivals than it did when the ad first aired.
The Cowboys, however, remain as they were: loved and hated in equal abundance, a generation removed from their glory years and, above all, “super rich”.
America’s Team will report to training camp next week in Oxnard, California, to begin preparations for the 2022 season, 27 years since their last Super Bowl-winning campaign. Dallas have posted a 4-11 playoff record since then and have not advanced beyond the second round of the postseason. Thirteen different franchises – including two of their hated division rivals – have won the title since the Cowboys’ last championship season, and Dallas were eclipsed this century by both the Pittsburgh Steelers and New England Patriots for most Super Bowl wins all-time. There have been off-field ignominies, too, most recently a $2.4m settlement stemming from allegations that a Cowboys executive filmed the team’s cheerleaders in the locker room.
he was the title character of an Emmy-winning series, Ted Lasso was the star of a 2013 marketing campaign for NBC after the network was awarded the broadcasting rights for the Premier League in the United States.
The ad followed the same fish-out-of-water premise as the show it later inspired: Lasso, played by Jason Sudeikis, was a red-blooded American football coach hired by Tottenham Hotspur struggling to grasp the basics of “soccer”.
In one scene, Lasso gets briefed by his assistant on England’s two most storied clubs.
Manchester United, he is told, is “super rich” and “everyone either loves them, or hates them.”
But neither sub-par play nor scandal have slowed the Cowboys’ growth. The team’s star burns brighter than other supernovas of American sports, consuming the national consciousness to a degree that even the New York Yankees or Los Angeles Lakers can’t match. Dallas will play in five primetime games this season, the maximum number for a team to play in the marquee slot, and the team is a perennial A1 topic in sports media no matter their record.
“They’re still ‘America’s Team,’” said Kurt Badenhausen, a reporter at the sports business website Sportico. “They’re still the most watched team. Every network wants as many Cowboys games as they can get. They have the largest fanbase in the country.”
In the financial column, the Cowboys are undefeated; even amid a Super Bowl drought, it still rains money in Dallas. The Cowboys have topped Forbes’ list of the most valuable sports franchises every year since 2016. And in an era when teams are being sold for ever-swelling sums, the Cowboys would likely command the heftiest price tag, should they ever be put on the market. Forbes pegged the Cowboys’ worth at $6.5bn, but that is almost certainly too low.
Jerry Jones, the team’s indomitable owner, said in May that he believes the Cowboys could fetch at least $10bn on the open market – a decent return on the $150m he paid to take over the franchise in 1989.
Jones made it clear that he will “never sell the Cowboys”, but his sky-high valuation of the team is a testament to the financial might of America’s most popular sporting league.
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